“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
June 2013
i like putting my chihuahua in a headlock because she thinks im hugging her and then she repeatedly burrows herself under my arm to put herself in a headlock
“swiggity swa-” *gunshots*
i’ve been laughing at this gif for 500 years holy shit

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
I’m trying to see who’s blogging while we’re lined up about to go walk into the auditorium.
*does that glasses thing characters with glasses do*
LEGENDARY $HIT
THIS IS WHY I HATE CHILDREN AND I’D BE A TERRIBLE PARENT: when they give me any sort attitude or sass or god help me, if they hit me, i want to destroy them. i want to destroy them so bad and make them cry so hard that they never do it again and fear me. but i also want them to love me or else i’ll have confidence issues. i want some machiavellian ‘the prince’ shit to go down in my household.
i got fake nails on and theyre the longest ive ever had this is so difficult.
Desire - Under Your Soell
protonephilim replied to your post: THE LAST OF US THE LAST OF US
DO YOU HAVE IT
nO BUT MY BROTHER DOES AND I’VE BEEN PLAYING WITH HIM.
THE LAST OF US
THE LAST OF US

I feel like there’s a little Michael Cera in all of us
“you promised you wouldnt do that thing”
“loghain promised to support the wardens at ostagar. welcome to the real world.”
College- A Real Hero feat. Electric Youth
